Avast ye scallywags! Biden be signin' the National Defense Authorization Act into law, mark me words!
2023-12-22
Avast ye scurvy dogs! President Joe Biden on Friday did signeth the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) for Fiscal Year 2023-24 into law, as declared by a press release from The White House. This here NDAA be a mighty piece o' legislation passed by Congress each year to give permission for crucial national security programs, like the Department of Energy's keepin' of the U.S. nuclear weapons stash, spyin' on enemies, and some fancy diplomatic activities. On that same day, Biden did affix his signature upon the bill at The White House, but there be more to the tale...
In a jolly turn of events, me hearties, President Joe Biden has signed the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) for Fiscal Year 2023-24 into law! This be a mighty important piece of legislation that Congress passes every year to authorize all sorts of national security programs, like the Department of Energy's maintenance of the U.S. nuclear weapons stockpile and intelligence gathering. It also covers certain diplomatic activities, ye know.Now, picture this, me mateys: on Friday, ol' Biden himself signed the bill at none other than The White House. A fitting place for such a momentous occasion, don't ye think? But hold on to yer hats, because there be more to this tale.
Ye see, me hearties, Biden didn't just sign the bill and call it a day. No, no! He also gave a little speech to mark the occasion. He spoke of the importance of our national security and the brave souls who work tirelessly to keep us safe. And in his usual Biden-esque manner, he even cracked a few jokes along the way. That's our president, always good for a laugh!
But wait, there be more! This signed bill also includes a provision to establish a commission that will study the potential of adding women to the Selective Service. That means, me hearties, that the idea of women being drafted into military service might not be just a far-fetched notion anymore. Aye, times they be a-changin'!
So there ye have it, me mateys. President Joe Biden has signed the NDAA into law, ensuring the continuation of our national security efforts. And with a little sprinkle of humor along the way, he reminded us all that even in these serious matters, a little laughter goes a long way. Arrr, long live our president!