The mayor be as quiet as a mouse, signing the anti-DEI bill. Methinks he be walkin' the plank soon! Arrr!
2024-03-21
Arrr mateys, Birmingham Mayor Randall Woodfin swore to stand by Black athletes and parents if Alabama's cursed anti-DEI bill be passed. Yet, since the governor signed it, not a peep has been heard from the scallywag! Methinks he be walkin' the plank of broken promises!
Arr matey! Thar be trouble brewin' in Alabama as the mayor, Randall Woodfin, kept mum after lawmakers passed a law bannin' DEI programs in schools and agencies. Woodfin had threatened to tell Black athletes and parents to seek education elsewhere if this anti-DEI bill passed, but now he be silent as a ghost ship.Woodfin be a big Bama fan, but he be standin' by his words, encouragin' folks to find institutions that value diversity and inclusion. The new law be limitin' teachings on race and gender, makin' it mandatory for transgender students to use bathrooms based on their biological sex.The measure defines "divisive concepts" as castin' blame on any race, religion, gender, or nationality. Programs on DEI be allowed on campuses as long as they don't use state funds. Governor Kay Ivey be defendin' the law, sayin' she won't let taxpayer funds be used for liberal political movements.The law be settin' sail on Oct. 1, so Black athletes and parents may soon be weighin' anchor and seekin' other shores for their education. Savvy?