The Booty Report

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"Arrr, naught be stoppin' us from launchin' Wanderstop, savvy? Resignin’ crew be shufflin’, but Control 2 be shipshape!"

2024-09-13

Arrr, ’tis a mighty sight to behold! All 25 scallywags employed by th' boutique scribe have hoisted their sails and set off to greener pastures, leavin' the captain high and dry! Avast! What a crew of landlubbers!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most peculiar! It seems the fine crew of a quaint lil' boutique publisher, all 25 scallywags strong, have hoisted the Jolly Roger and made their great escape, resignin' in a grand spectacle that’d make even Davy Jones chuckle! Aye, ye heard me right! Not a single soul left aboard, like rats from a sinkin' ship, they be!

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