Arrr! Crystal Mangum spills the beans on why she spun a tall tale ‘bout them Duke scallywags!
2024-12-13
Arrr mateys! The lass, Crystal Mangum, hath finally confessed to spinning a tall tale 'bout three scallywags back in '06, claimin' they assaulted her! Now, this buccaneer of misfortune be rotting in the brig for givin' her lad a shiv, a true tale of woe on the high seas of life!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears for a tale most peculiar from the shores of Duke University! A lass named Crystal Mangum, who once spun a yarn of foul deeds, hath finally admitted to spinning a web of lies regarding a band of young men she accused of heinous acts back in the year of our Lord 2006.This fair maiden of Durham, North Carolina, found herself in the clutches of scandal when she claimed she was wronged by three buccaneers at a merry gathering where she was hired to dance a jig. Aye, she painted a portrait of gang rapin' that sent the town into a tizzy, but lo and behold, the truth hath emerged from the depths!
Now, at the ripe age of 46, this mother of three finds herself locked away in a prison cell, having earned a conviction of second-degree murder for stabbin’ her scallywag of a boyfriend. It seems she traded one sort of treachery for another! So raise a flagon to the folly of falsehoods, me hearties, and let this be a lesson, for the seas be fraught with both danger and deceit. Yarrr!