Arrr, me hearties! Pentagon be spillin' the grog—2,000 scallywags in Syria, not 900! Blimey, who counted?
2024-12-20
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers at the Pentagon be spillin' the beans—2,000 of our brave scallywags be in Syria, not the measly 900 they first claimed! As the new captain, Trump, readies to steer the ship, his crew be settin' sail for a right messy transition!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this fine tale from the land o' politics! The high-falutin' folks at the Pentagon, them landlubbers, be spillin' the beans on a secret most foul. They once claimed there be but 900 brave souls sailin' in the sandy seas of Syria, but lo and behold, they’ve now confessed to a mightier crew of 2,000! What a merry band of scallywags they be, eh?