Arrr! Wasserman Schultz be laughin' at Trump’s daft schemes fer snatchin' Panama Canal an' Greenland, ye scallywag!
2024-12-26
Arrr, Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz be scoffin’ at Trump’s fanciful notions o’ claimin’ the Panama Canal and buyin’ Greenland, sayin’, “It be a right silly idea to hoist the Jolly Roger and storm Panama fer a canal!” Aye, the seas be murky, but that be pure folly!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the land of politics, where Captain Trump be makin' waves with his wild ideas! On a fine Thursday, the fair lass Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, hailing from the sunny shores of Florida, did raise her voice like a siren call, chiding the new captain of the ship, President-elect Trump."Shiver me timbers!" she exclaimed, "It be downright preposterous to think we’d be sending our mighty crew to seize back the Panama Canal!" With a hearty laugh, she remarked how the notion of American warships stormin’ the isles to claim what’s already been claimed be as foolish as a parrot trying to sing sea shanties!
And if that weren’t enough to tickle yer funny bone, the captain be suggesting we purchase the frosty lands of Greenland, as if it were a mere trinket at a pirate’s market! She treated the whole affair as a jest, likening it to a rum-sodden dream of treasure that be not so easily plundered!
So raise yer tankards to Rep. Wasserman Schultz, who bravely mocks the capricious whims of our newly elected leader! Yarrr, may the winds of reason guide our ship through these turbulent waters!