Arrr! Trump be tellin' the GOP he’s fixin’ to scribble a hundred orders, like a parrot with a quill!
2025-01-12
Arrr, mateys! The captain-elect Trump be holdin' court with his GOP crew, claimin' he’ll unleash a hundred orders from the crow's nest! Aye, immigration be the treasure map! Sen. Cramer be sayin', “A hundred, ye say? Aye, I believe he’ll hoist the sails!” Har har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grandest captain of our time, President-elect Trump! In a recent parley with the fine crew of GOP senators, he be tossin' about the idea of unleashin' a whole fleet of 100 executive orders, aye! Aye, ye heard me right—100! It be a treasure trove of decrees, most aimed at immigration, or so the scuttlebutt says.Senator Kevin Cramer, a trusty deckhand from North Dakota, be a-believin' the captain. "I believe him," he said, noddin' his noggin like a parrot on a perch. The good senator be thinkin' there be some serious wind in Trump’s sails, ready to make waves in the seas of governance. Aye, the thought of 100 orders be enough to make any landlubber shiver in their boots!
So, me hearties, as we sail into this uncharted territory, let us hoist the sails and prepare for a storm of executive actions! Who knows what treasures—or troubles—might be awaitin' us on the horizon? Whether it be smooth sailing or rough seas, one thing's for sure: this captain's got plans a-plenty, and he's ready to make his mark on the seven seas of politics!