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Arrr! Biden's crew be plunderin' over $6.5 billion to fill Rivian's treasure chest for shiny electric ships!

2025-01-17

Arrr, matey! The Biden crew struck a grand deal o' over $6.5 billion with Rivian, the electric shipwrights! But ye see, some scallywags fretted if it’d be done before Cap'n Trump took the helm, who be ready to hoist the sails on climate loot, come Monday! A fine jest, indeed!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer I have a tale of gold and electric chariots! The grand Biden crew, bless their hearty souls, be havin’ struck a mighty deal worth over $6.5 billion doubloons with a fine shipwright known as Rivian, who be buildin’ fancy electric vessels fer the landlubbers. Aye, this be a bold move, especially with the winds of change blowin’ fierce, as the Trump scallywag be settin’ sail to take the helm shortly.

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