Arrr! CIA be spillin' the beans—COVID's more likely a Chinese concoction from a mad scientist’s lair, matey!
2025-01-27
Arrr, matey! We be marooned from Twitter, Facebook, and Google fer spoutin’ tales o' a virus lab in Wuhan! But lo and behold, the CIA be confirm’n we be more right than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Irony be a ship we can sail, not a storm to weather!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of woe and wonder from the digital seas! Yonder crew of scallywags found themselves walkin' the plank from Twitter, Facebook, and Google, all fer shoutin' about a certain COVID beastie. Aye, back in the cold winds of January 2020, we be suggestin’ that a Level 4 virus lab in Wuhan might just have somethin' to do with the pestilence that be settlin' upon the world!But lo and behold! The swabs o’ the sea turned against us, callin’ us purveyors of conspiracy and blabberin’ about our supposed propaganda! Yet, here be the twist in our tale, mateys! Just this week, the mighty CIA, those secret-keepin’ buccaneers of intel, stepped forth from the shadows to declare that the lab origin be “more likely.” Well, shiver me timbers! The very crew that accused us be now singin’ a tune most akin to our own!
So, with a hearty laugh and a wink, we raise our tankards to the irony of it all! We didn’t feel rage nor a thirst for vengeance, but rather a jolly good chuckle at the folly of the tides. As the winds of truth blow ever so gently, we sail on, undaunted and ever watchful for the next grand adventure!