Arrr, Meta be coughin' up $25 million to calm ol' Trump’s storm ‘bout his accounts bein’ tossed to Davy Jones!
2025-01-30
Arrr, on the morrow, Meta be coughin' up a treasure of $25 million to lay to rest a four-year squabble with Captain Trump! It be over their decision to shiver his accounts after the ruckus at the Capitol on that fateful day—talk about a mighty fine mess!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of treasure and tumult on the high seas o' social media! It be reported on the day of the great Wednesday that the scallywags at Meta, the grand keepers of Facebook, be partin' with a shiny sum of $25 million doubloons to settle a ruckus with none other than Captain Donald Trump himself. Aye, 'tis true!