Arrr! Joe Biden be signing with them Hollywood scallywags – here be 15 flicks we’d love to spy!
2025-02-08
Arrr, matey! The ol' sea captain Biden be spyin' the treasure chests o' gold that Obama and his scallywags be plunderin' on the Left Coast! So, he be settin' his sights on the silver screen! Here be 15 jolly tales he might spin! Avast, let the show begin!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of former President Joe Biden, who be signing on with the grand Hollywood crew, Creative Artists Agency. Aye, it be a sight to behold, for most scallywags reckon the old sea dog can’t even work the remote for his shiny screen, let alone tread the boards!It appears ol’ Biden be thinkin’ that if Barack and that lass Meghan Markle could rake in the doubloons with their stories, he can surely join the fray! Rumor has it that his dear wife, Dr. Jill, be nominated for Best Director of Anything Ever, but I suspect that be just a tall tale spun by the tavern folk.
Now, to help the cap’n pitch his ideas, I’ve conjured up a treasure chest of titles! From “Weekend at Biden’s,” where a spouse hauls the old salt through meetings, to “Dude, Where’s My Country?” where he misplaces his nation like a lost doubloon!
There be “Mr. Biden Goes to Hollywood,” a yarn about a feller with no acting chops takin’ the industry by storm, and “Pardon Me, Dad,” a heartstring tugger about a scallywag askin’ his dad to keep him out of the brig!
But mark me words, when Hollywood ponders if they want to hear from the ol’ sea dog again, they’ll be sayin’, “Don’t call us. We’ll call ye!”