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Arrr, the landlubbers say all ye scallywags must sign yer names! What in Davy Jones' locker be that, matey?

2025-02-27

Ahoy, mateys! The landlubbers in charge be sayin’ all scallywags livin’ in the U.S. without a proper flag must sign up or face the brig or a hefty fine! All ye 14 summers and older got to give yer prints and where ye lay yer head! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of the landlubbers what be treadin' on the shores of the U.S. without a proper letter of marque! The immigration officials be blowin' the whistle, decreein' that all ye scallywags who be livin' here in a manner most illegal must scrawl yer names on a mighty important scroll—aye, a registry ye can't ignore!

In days not far hence, all ye land-dwellers aged 14 and above, who be lackin' the golden ticket of legal status, must step forth and let the gub'ment know where ye be hidin’. They be wantin’ yer fingerprints, yer secret hideouts, and every bit of info ye can muster. Refuse, and ye might find yerself shackled in a dark cell or handin' over a heavy purse of doubloons as a fine!

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