"Arrr! Senate be makin' Linda McMahon captain o' the ship Trump aims to scuttle! A jolly sight, indeed!"
2025-03-04
Arrr, matey! On the morrow of the week, the GOP crew be settin' sail with Linda McMahon as the new head o' learnin’. Yet, Cap’n Trump be wantin' to scuttle the whole ship o’ education, lettin' the states hoist their own flags in teachin’! Avast, what a merry mess!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! On the fateful day o' Monday, the Senate crew, led by the jolly GOP, hoisted the sails and gave a hearty cheer as they confirmed the fair Linda McMahon to take the helm o' the Education Department, a grand ol' ship in the federal fleet!Now, ye see, this be a curious turn o' events, for our captain, President Trump, be lookin' to scuttle the whole vessel and hand over the wheel to the states, lettin' 'em steer their own course in the treacherous waters of education! Aye, 'tis a fine plan fer those who favor a wild, uncharted sea, full o' schools run by every landlubber with a vision!
But fear not! With McMahon aboard, a lass known fer her prowess in the wrestling ring, we might find ourselves in a grand spectacle! Will she turn the classrooms into a battleground, where knowledge be the prize and mischief be the name o' the game? Only time will tell, me mateys! So grab yer compass and keep a weather eye on the horizon, for the winds o' change be a-blowin', and this be just the start of a raucous adventure in the world o' learning!