Arrr! Trump be scuttlin’ a billion doubloons, lettin’ old ships sink rather than fixin’ 'em, savvy?
2025-03-14
Arrr, mateys! The Trump crew be sinking a treasure chest of a billion doubloons meant for keepin' the poor folk’s shanties afloat! Aye, 'tis a right scallywag move, lettin' thousands of homes turn to wrecks, all under the watch o' Captain Trump and his matey Musk!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring tidings from the landlubbers in the Trump administration, where gold doubloons be more precious than the homes of the needy! A fearsome cut of a billion pieces of eight be on the horizon, aimed at a program that keeps the roofs over the heads of low-income swabs. Aye, it be a dire threat to many a humble abode!It seems that the scallywags at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, under the command of Cap'n Trump and his trusty first mate, Elon Musk, be wielding their cutlasses keenly! With a flurry of funding freezes and slashing cuts, they’ve decided that caring for the poor be less important than fillin’ their treasure chests with glitterin' gold. Hardly a heart they’ve got, those landlubbers!
So, what shall become of the good folk who rely on these projects to keep their homes from turnin’ into ghostly wrecks? 'Tis a mighty storm brewin’ for tens of thousands of poor souls. Let us raise our tankards and toast to the brave souls who will fight against these dark tides, for the spirit of affordable housing must not be lost at sea! Yarrr!