Arrr, matey! Those scallywag videos be naught but a siren's song; ye can't swab yer debts with a complaint!
2025-04-01
Arrr! Once the landlubbers at the Department of Government Efficiency plundered the treasure troves of student loans, scallywags on the social nets be shoutin’ that a federal privacy law be the magic key to free yer gold! Just file a complaint, they say, and ye might just sail away debt-free!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I've a tale that be fit for the high seas o' finance! In this day and age, the crafty Department of Government Efficiency be plunderin' the depths of student loan databases, lookin' fer treasure—or perhaps just a bit o' information!Aye, word sailed through the winds of social media, whisperin' sweet nothin's o' a federal privacy law that could set ye free from the shackles o' debt! "Ye want freedom from yer loans?" they be sayin'. "Just file a complaint with the Education Department, claimin' that those landlubbers at DOGE be breachin' the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act of 1974!" Ye heard it right, matey!
All ye landlubbers need be doin' is tossin' a complaint like a cannonball into the sea, and lo and behold, yer burdens may just vanish like a ghost ship in the night! It be a scheme so bold, ye’d think it be a treasure map to buried doubloons. So hoist the sails, cast yer nets wide, and may the winds of fortune blow in yer favor, ye debt-ridden buccaneers! Arrr!