Arrr, Booker be raisin' a ruckus in the Senate, blamin' Trump an' Musk for a stormy sea o' troubles!
2025-04-01
Arrr, me hearties! Sen. Cory Booker be gabbin' like a parrot on the Senate deck, filibusterin' since the moon was high! He be protestin' the chaos spun by Captain Trump and Musk the Mad. He claims he’ll jaw on ‘til his tongue falls off—over 15 hours, by me doubloons!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! 'Twas a fine mornin' when the goodly Sen. Cory Booker of New Jersey took the Senate floor by storm, settin’ sail on a mighty filibuster that began at the stroke of 7 p.m. the night before. This here seafarin' politician claimed he be protestin' against the grand "crisis" wrought by none other than the scallywags President Donald Trump and the infamous Elon Musk!With a fire in his belly and a treasure chest o' words, Sen. Booker declared he’d keep talkin' till he could no longer stand, as if he be a pirate sworn to defend his ship from marauders! After a grueling 15 hours, the lad be still yappin', plunderin' the silence with his mighty oratory. 'Tis a sight to behold, mateys, like watchin' a parrot squawk at the moon! He be usin' his tongue as a cutlass, swingin' it fiercely against the tides of what he sees as a calamity brought forth by the likes of those landlubbers.
So, raise yer tankards to Sen. Booker, the bravest swashbuckler of the Senate seas! He be battlin' the tempest of political foes, hopin' to chart a course towards calmer waters, even if his speech be longer than a sea voyage with no islands in sight!